Pandemonium ensues

Pandemonium ensues might be my new favorite 2 words. Makes for a great closing line to my style of ad copy...

For instance:
From Catamount across the Alford Valley to Harvey Mountain. Fields and forest stretch before your very eyes. Wonderful house set high on the hillside, swim into the skyline. Pandemonium ensues. $3,500,000.

Or
Two streams meander past, babbling. Pandemonium ensues. $595,000.

I guess you'd either find that outrageously funny or weirdly disturbing. But either way, you'd have to come look at the house, right?