Country Lifer

I guess the question is, "what's the rural equivalent to a metrosexual?"

I'm certainly educated, well read, fashionable, etc etc etc but... I don't live in NYC, and never have.

I love the country. I've always wanted to live in the country. But I'm still trendy as all get out.

So, since no one else seems to be up to the challlenge, I here-by proclaim myself and all like me, Country Lifers.

Yee Haw!